June 2011
1 post
- Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
… (very very long pause)...
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
1 post
Entre los sueños y las pesadillas hay una pequeña linea divisoria que se llama...
– Mariano (La Barca)
February 2011
1 post
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit...
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the...
– Christopher Thompson
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both...
– Edward V Berard
September 2010
1 post
I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.
– http://twitter.com/biorhythmist/status/25035055777
July 2010
2 posts
I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when...
– Terry Pratchett
La capacidad del ser humano para entrar y salir de la imbecilidad muchas veces a...
– Scott Adams
June 2010
1 post
Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength...
May 2010
10 posts
But fun and danger hardly put margarine on the toast or feed the cat. You give...
I don’t think you understand how far up the fuck you need to shut it.
– Zaius13
Two girls call me close-minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded that...
Lo dejo acá para no perderlo. Pero si querés... →
who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot
for...
– de Howl ( http://sprayberry.tripod.com/poems/howl.txt )
Wanda: you trust me?
Henrry: Why not? It's easier that way
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t...
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted...
– Mitch Hedberg
March 2010
5 posts
February 2010
14 posts
Denny Crane: I love you Shirley. I'm not afraid to say.
Shirley Schmidt: If you love me, then you'll want me to be happy. Even if I'm not with you.
Denny Crane: I don't love you THAT much.
She has more fights about stuff that doesn’t matter than a YouTube...
– Community S01E16
Any idiot can face a crisis - it’s day to day living that wears you out.
– Anton Chekhov
Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the...
– Denis Diderot
January 2010
9 posts
A phrase began to beat in my ears with a sort of heady excitement: “There...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do...
– J. D. Salinger (RIP)
You are accidentally correct. The best kind of correct.
Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original....
– David Thorne
Habría que añadir dos derechos a la lista de derechos del hombre: El derecho al...
– Charles Baudelaire