Rabino Blog

- Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
… (very very long pause) …
- Java

Entre los sueños y las pesadillas hay una pequeña linea divisoria que se llama AFIP

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

La capacidad del ser humano para entrar y salir de la imbecilidad muchas veces a lo largo del día, sin darse cuenta siquiera de la transición, y sin matar a más de un testigo inocente, es asombrosa.

Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

But fun and danger hardly put margarine on the toast or feed the cat. You give up toast and end up eating the cat.

I don’t think you understand how far up the fuck you need to shut it.

Two girls call me close-minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded that their
brains leaked out.